I am starting a collection of only right-hand gloves. It’s ever so bourgeois to have two.

Everyone seems to want more form me. I am a thoroughly disappointing girl around. I shall wear a scarlet 'D' upon my bosom for all to see so that they will know not to raise their expectations.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

It occurs to me that cricket is not the true sport in London - gossip is.

People always fear what they don't understand, Evangeline. History proves that.

She smiled as sweetly as a show poster for the glorified, all-American Ziegfeld girl just before dumping her second cigarette into Wally’s fresh cup of coffee.

Dammit!" "What?" Gonzo sounds panicked. "We're out of gas." "You're Shithenging me." "I Shithenge you not.