You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

Jeez, someone needs to push the reset button on this planet.

I am dying a thousand cruel and unusual deaths as fifty pairs of eyes take me in, size me up like something that should be hanging over a fireplace in a gentleman's den.

I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza.

Do you think they missed him terribly when he fell? Did God cry over his lost angel, I wonder?

You know what else is hot?" said a nameless blonde as she put her arm around the one black girl. "What?" "Bisexuals." "Totally. Well, not like real bisexuals who are just sort of your everyday people, but, like, the kind of bisexuals you see in magazines wearing nothing but body paint and kissing both boys and girls to promote a new single." "Totally, totally hot.