Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.

I think about dying every day, because I can't stop thinking about living.

Feast for the Fisherman, the ultimate emo band. Said to be sold with a complimentary prescription for antidepressants and a free flatiron.

She hadn’t meant to get trapped in a conversation. That was the trouble with offering help to old people.

Pastoralia by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. Its one of the weirdest books Ive ever read. If Monty Python and Thomas Pynchon had a love child, and it was raised by Frank Zappa on a weird commune, that would be this book.

There were few things worse than being ordinary, in Evie’s opinion. Ordinary was for suckers.

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.