Things aren't good or bad in and of themselves. It's what we do with them that makes them so.

They misspelled 'party.' How evil genius can they be?

One could argue that it's romantic to die for love. Of course, then you're dead and unable to take that honeymoon trip to the Alps with all the other fashionable young couples, which is a shame.

People will believe anything if it means they can go on with their lives and not have to think too hard about it.

I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing. Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.

Pippa's laugh is bitter, tinged with tears. 'Ha! Why do girls think being beautiful will solve every problem? Being beautiful just creates problems. It's a misery. I wish I were someone else.

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.