How do people stay in love, anyway? Is it a choice? Or is it like those plants we studied in biology that mutate into something new and totally different but are still part of the same plant family?

Mawah meenon ne le plus poohlala," I say with an affected bow.

I changed the world; the world changed me. Everything you do comes back to you. When you affect a situation, you are also affected.

You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Category Five period. I've had cramps that would make grown men beg for a bullet between the eyes." - Jennifer, "Beauty Queens

I am starting a collection of only right-hand gloves. It’s ever so bourgeois to have two.

He wanted to hit something or someone. He wanted to burn up the whole world, heal it, and burn it down again.

May I suggest that you all read? And often. Believe me, it's nice to have something to talk about other than the weather and the Queen's health. Your mind is not a cage. It's a garden. And it requires cultivating.