On TV, talking heads wrung their hands over a lack of traditional feminine values and wondered if girls’ sports were to blame. Then they cut to a commercial featuring a sexy college coed vacuuming her dorm room in her underwear.

How do people stay in love, anyway? Is it a choice? Or is it like those plants we studied in biology that mutate into something new and totally different but are still part of the same plant family?

I run after her, not really giving chase. I’m running because I can, because I must. Because I want to see how far I can go before I have to stop.

The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder." "A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes," Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

When I dream, I dream of him.

Really, being a librarian is a much more dangerous job than you realize.