I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I've got to think.

I know because I read...Your mind is not a cage. It's a garden. And it requires cultivating.

They swoon over Tom, who preens for them, bowing, which sets them to blushing and giggling. God help us all.

A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee.

Everything is randomly connected.

Any librarian or scholar will tell you: Close is not the same as accurate.

Cash or check?” he said cheekily. Even the dullest Ohio girls knew that bit of lingo: Kiss now or kiss later? “Bank’s closed, pal.