...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

You are truly Satan's sequined spawn.

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.

J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit, “Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,” Boyz Will B Boyz ruled the charts for a solid eleven months before hitting puberty and losing ground to Hot Vampire Boyz.

I know I've done the right thing but I couldn't feel worse about it, and I suppose that is part of what it is to lead.

We've barley stepped into the bright glow of the realms when everything goes dark.

It occurs to me that cricket is not the true sport in London - gossip is.