Maybe that's what real friendship is -- getting so used to people that you need to be annoyed by them.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Can we really conquer chaos so easily? If that were so, I should be able to prune the pandemonium of my own soul into something neat and tidy rather than this maze of wants and needs and misgivings that has me forever feeling as if I cannot fit into the landscape of things.

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The face staring back at me isn't beautiful but she isn't something that would scare the horses, either.

One can never go back. One always has to move forward.

You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Category Five period. I've had cramps that would make grown men beg for a bullet between the eyes." - Jennifer, "Beauty Queens