Everyone assumes that novelists are smarter and more interesting. They're generally smarter and more interesting, but they're often very short. So it kind of cancels all the smart and interesting stuff out.

Every girl I've gone out with has said something to me first.

I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.

If I'm doing my job as an actor, the audience knows everything I know about the character.

I'm a typically lazy person. It is sort of characteristic of actors.

Don't hit people; don't let it get you too angry; remember that everything you do can and will be used against you. And take a breath and have some perspective.

I'm kind of an obsessive-compulsive person, like, neat obsessive.