And that vest won't help, cuz I'm aimin' at yo scalp

I'm not hot. I'm great.

If a girl understands your BS, sticks with you through your mistakes, smiles even when you've done nothing for her, it's obvious she's a keeper. But it's also obvious you don't deserve her.

If time is money/ I'm an hour past paid

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

I go wherever my creativity takes me.

You're either living or you're dead.