Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats

Confidence is the stain they can't wipe off.

Keep your mouth closed, and let your eyes listen.

I tried to pay attention, but attention paid me.

I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told her, baby I see you as my cashier

Take dem shoes off your teeth and stop running your mouth.