Real gs move in silence like lasagna.

I'm kinda mad that I had to wait 28 years to jump on a skateboard.

I know it's an experience that I need to have if God's putting me through it.

"Ok you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin"

Every girl deserves a guy who'll prove to her that not all guys are the same, a guy who'll love her just the way she is.

I watch ESPN all day long.

I tried to pay attention, but attention paid me.