Hello, Officer? Can you help me? My dad got turned into a zombie. You know, weโve been travelling around getting rid of things that arenโt real, and this time they hit back. I really need someplace to stay โ but can you make sure I have some holy water or something wherever it is? And some silver-jacketed bullets? Thatโd be sweet. Yeah, thatโd be totally cool. Thanks. And while youโre at it, can you tell the guys with the straitjackets that Iโm really sane? That would help.
Lilith SaintcrowI thought I'd pay you a visit, my dear. Since you're so interesting." My mouth shifted into high gear, leaving my brain behind. "You know, you're the second guy in a few days to call me that. You should be more creative.
Lilith Saintcrow