If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

I'm quite an opinionated person, but I'd never written a diary before. I quite like it!

I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.

I'm a record collector. I'd spend all my pocket money on vinyl.

Being on the road, the Internet enables me to interact with people in some way. It's not so much interacting with my fans - it's about doing something with what I have. I have my camera and I have my computer, and if I have some spare time, rather than watching some mindless bullshit pop-idol program on TV, why not show people my pictures and try and discuss things that I feel are important?