If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

I love MySpace; it's done an amazing job for me and it's been insane over the past couple of weeks, but I'm not a poster girl for them.

I refuse to put make-up on just because the paparazzi are on my doorstep. I find it morally wrong.

I wasn't into anything at school. I used to get really embarrassed. I used to get asked to do performing things, and I'd go to all the rehearsals, and then I'd pretend to be ill on the day I had to actually perform. I was very unhappy at school.

Being on the road, the Internet enables me to interact with people in some way. It's not so much interacting with my fans - it's about doing something with what I have. I have my camera and I have my computer, and if I have some spare time, rather than watching some mindless bullshit pop-idol program on TV, why not show people my pictures and try and discuss things that I feel are important?

I want to go to the gym every day otherwise I feel really bad. I just want to get more toned and healthy.

Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.