You have to be in love with yourself before anyone else can fall in love with you; to be happy with yourself.
The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.
Staying in with you is better than sticking things up my nose.
I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.
I think people just probably don't want people to think that they're vain.
Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.