I wasn't into anything at school. I used to get really embarrassed. I used to get asked to do performing things, and I'd go to all the rehearsals, and then I'd pretend to be ill on the day I had to actually perform. I was very unhappy at school.

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.

I don't see myself as a role model; people should look to mothers and sisters as role models.

Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.

I don't care what people think of me now, so why would I care when I'm dead?

People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.