I don't really like the way that journalism works in the UK anyway; it's all about getting the most shocking thing out of somebody and kind of twisting people's words, which isn't really journalism, as far as I'm concerned.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

Because of piracy there has been a massive downturn in people buying music, which makes it more difficult for artists to make money from the sale of records.

There's a certain amount of what I wear that I wear for irony.

When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I get up and walk away. It's pretty mean but it's true.

I quite fancy Graham Coxon. I haven't met him yet, though. I'd like to.

We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people to perceive you. Think of when people are partying and having fun. They're like, "Hey, look at us!" You're obviously not having that much fun because otherwise you wouldn't be stopping to document it. It's stupid.