The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?