We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn't snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.