Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

The busy man is never wise and the wise man is never busy.

The most bewildering thing about man is his idea of work and the amount of work he imposes upon himself, or civilization has imposed upon him. All nature loafs, while man alone works for a living.

All human beings are like travelers floating down the eternal river of time, embarking at a certain point and disembarking again at another point in order to make room for others waiting below the river to come aboard.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst.