They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject.
If I'm not afraid when I'm reading a script, that means I know I've done it before. If I read something and think, Wow, I can't play this part, then I want to play it more.
I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.
I go to bed with men, not boys.
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?