Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.

Love shouldn't be binding, but freeing.

Some things can’t be ignored. You can only conquer your past if you choose to face it.

The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn’t be doing the Chicken Dance instead.

Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.

A breakup is like a broken mirror . It is better to leave it alone than hurt yourself trying to fix it .