I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm
Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any.
A break up is the closest thing to bereavement
Sometimes we get so used to not really feeling anything, just going with the flow, that we forget how it feels to be really happy or sad.
Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.
And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn't feel all bubbly and excited now. I felt cold and broken and empty.