Everybody is called to become a saint. Not everybody's gonna be canonized by the Church...The only thing about being canonized is you're already dead so you don't even get to go to the party.

I don't know any saint who wanted to be the patron saint of kissing.

Everything can be brought to the extreme. Food is good, overeating is bad. Possessions are good, hoarding is bad. Guilt is good, obsessing about guilt is bad. But I think guilt is good because I'm like, "Hey, I just stabbed that guy and I feel pretty good."

I think the best part of being Catholic, strange as it might sound, is that I know it's right. It's true.

At the end of the day, every media entity is in the business of selling soap. They're not afraid of being popular.

I hate the confessional. I love leaving the confessional. I hate going to the confessional. I would be a mess without it.

I don't believe less in American government because of a bad politician. I don't believe less in the Catholic Church because of a criminal priest but I wish we were doing more - and had done more in the past especially - to do something about these things. It doesn't harm my faith but it gets me just mad that these things have existed.