Whoever came up with "hold the shift key for eight seconds to turn on 'your keyboard is buggered' mode" should be shot.

I really never wanted to do source control management at all and felt that it was just about the least interesting thing in the computing world .

See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.

I am not out to destroy Microsoft, that would be a completely unintended side effect.

You know, the mark of intelligence is realizing when you're making the same mistake over and over and over again, and not hitting your head in the wall five hundred times before you understand that it's not a clever thing to do.

The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.

Every once in a while an issue comes up where I have to make a statement. I can't totally avoid all political issues, but I try my best to minimize them. When I do make a statement, I try to be fairly neutral.