I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100 miles per hour.

Language is one of the fundamental principles of human understanding. It is the way we interact with each other and how we grasp the world we live in. Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

You know, the mark of intelligence is realizing when you're making the same mistake over and over and over again, and not hitting your head in the wall five hundred times before you understand that it's not a clever thing to do.

When I do programming in my free time and for my own enjoyment, I really want to have a kind of protection: knowing that when I improve a program those improvements will continue to be available to me and others in future versions of the program.

Any program is only as good as it is useful.

I really never wanted to do source control management at all and felt that it was just about the least interesting thing in the computing world .