I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

I made very sure that I did not get involved with any of the commercial Linux companies, exactly so that I would be neutral and not ever seen as "working for the competition".

And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

Whoever came up with "hold the shift key for eight seconds to turn on 'your keyboard is buggered' mode" should be shot.

Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me.

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.