I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

Artists usually don't make all that much money, and they often keep their artistic hobby despite the money rather than due to it.

I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.

Once you realize that documentation should be laughed at, peed upon, put on fire, and just ridiculed in general, then, and only then, have you reached the level where you can safely read it and try to use it to actually implement a driver.

I may make jokes about Microsoft at times, but at the same time, I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease.

The idea of abstracting away the one thing that must be blindingly fast, the kernel, is inherently counter productive.

One of the reasons I like open source is that it allows people to work on the parts they are good at, and I don't mean just on a technical level; some people are into the whole selling and support, and that's just not me.