When it comes to software, I much prefer free software, because I have very seldom seen a program that has worked well enough for my needs, and having sources available can be a life-saver.

I may make jokes about Microsoft at times, but at the same time, I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease.

If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100 miles per hour.

To be honest, the fact that people trust you gives you a lot of power over people. Having another person's trust is more powerful than all other management techniques put together.

I'm interested in Linux because of the technology, and Linux wasn't started as any kind of rebellion against the 'evil Microsoft empire.'

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal.