When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

That's what makes Linux so good: you put in something, and that effort multiplies. It's a positive feedback cycle.

And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?

Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software.

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

I think Leopard is a much better system [than Windows Vista] but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.