I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

The thing with Linux is that the developers themselves are actually customers too: that has always been an important part of Linux.

The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.

The idea of abstracting away the one thing that must be blindingly fast, the kernel, is inherently counter productive.

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

So I've decided to be a very rich and famous person who doesn't really care about money, and who is very humble but who still makes a lot of money and is very famous, but is very humble and rich and famous.