I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people and most people get along with me.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

I think people can generally trust me, but they can trust me exactly because they know they don't have to.

It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.

I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people and most people get along with me.

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'