See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.
Linus TorvaldsI've never regretted not making Linux shareware: I really don't like the "pay for use" binary shareware programs.
Linus TorvaldsAnd 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.
Linus TorvaldsThe fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly.
Linus Torvalds