I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.
The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.
A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows
Part of doing Linux was that I had to communicate a lot more instead of just being a geek in front of a computer.
No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal.
All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less