Your secret is safe with me, Kal-El

Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty

Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'

I see no reason in morality, why literature should not have as one of its intentions the arousing of thoughts of lust. It is one of the effects, perhaps one of the functions of literature to arouse desire, and I can discover no grounds for saying that sexual pleasure should not be among the objects of desire which literature presents to us, along with heroism, virtue, peace, death, food, wisdom, God, etc.

Black widows may be powerful predators, but every predator is somebody else's prey.

I think I love it more as I get older because I keep getting better on drums, vibes and piano

Even if I played for a million years, I’d never come close to Maradona. Not that I’d want to anyway. He’s the greatest there’s ever been.