Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon.

The discovery that heartbreak is indeed heartbreaking consoles us about our humanity.

Notoriety is cheap. It's just easier to get noticed by doing something bad.

The Web, the great time-killer that had replaced conspicuously passive television with its seductive illusion of productivity.

For that matter, thinking of one's self as exceptional is probably more the rule than not.

Got nothing to do with trying. You like someone, or you don't. If you're 'trying', you don't.

In fact, it's become politically important to offend people, because we have to fight back against this notion that being offensive should be against the law or something, and that everyone supposedly deserves "respect" for their often dopy views.