Make your choice and accept the consequences.

Shaw...has a woman ever asked you to write a poem for her?" "Good God, no," Gideon replied with a snicker. "Shaws don't write poetry. They pay others to write it for them and then take the credit for it.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Make your choice and accept the consequences.

Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.

I’ve never heard of a man being so eager to confess to the parent of a girl he’s just ruined

Was parenting ever going to get easier? Did you ever reach a point where you could stop worrying?