The truth is, you can never really know a man until you've loaned him money. And you can never know a woman until you've slept in her bed.

Great men don't nessarily make good husbands.

My theory about meeting people,' he said,'is that it's better not to make a really good first impression. Because it's all downhill from there. You're always having to live up to that first impression, which was just an illusion.

What are you going to call the place?" "I haven't decided yet. Carrington wants to call it Clippety-Do-Da or Hairway to Heaven . . . but I told her we have to be a little bit classier." "Julius Scissors," I suggested. "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow," Jack joined in. Liberty covered her ears. "I'll go out of business in the first week.

Girlfriend, if you're waiting for a fairy godmother to show up with a dress and a ride, you're not going to make it to the party.

Sometimes the closest-held secrets in the world can be pried out by the right question at the right time.

Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.