Love will break your heart,[...] but love can also mend it. Not many things in life are both the cause and the cure.

Only you could love such a vile, selfish peacock, Evie.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Sooner or later everyone was driven to love someone they could never have.

From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay." "Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet.

I want you any way I can get you. Not because you’re beautiful or clever or kind or adorable, although devil knows you’re all those things. I want you because there’s no one else like you, and I don’t ever want to start a day without seeing you.

One should make the best choice possible given the circumstances, and then avoid second-guessing for the sake of one's own sanity.