Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.

Was parenting ever going to get easier? Did you ever reach a point where you could stop worrying?

Without a doubt... the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car.

I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and dark matter.

Thunderstorms and rainbows wrapped together in a convenient pocket-sized parcel.

I’ve never heard that the sexual act requires any particular intelligence. From what I’ve observed, many stupid people are easily able to produce children.

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.