Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening.

Believe me, when my ‘personal endowments’ are being discussed, I always pay attention.” ~ Cam Rohan

From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay." "Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet.

I still don’t get why I have to eat breakfast if you don’t,” Josie muttered. “Because you have to be a certain age to earn the right to ruin your own life.

Only you could love such a vile, selfish peacock, Evie.

But sometimes normal just isn't happening. Sometimes crazy feels too good to resist.

Sometimes you meet a really nice guy, but no matter how you try, you can't seem to make yourself want him. But that's not nearly as bad as when you meet the wrong guy, and you can't make yourself not want him. You feel hollow inside, just waiting and wishing and dreaming. You feel like every moment is leading to something so amazing that there's no name for it, and if you could just get there with him, it would be such a...relief. It would be all you'd ever need.