Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.

Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.

I wondered how many times in my life I had done something just because I wanted to without weighing the consequences.

Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do.

Over the years I’ve collected a thousand memories of you, every glimpse, every word you’ve ever said to me. All those visits to your family’s home, those dinners and holidays—I could hardly wait to walk through the front door and see you.” The corners of his mouth quirked with reminiscent amusement. “You, in the middle of that brash, bull-headed lot…I love watching you deal with your family. You’ve always been everything I thought a woman should be. And I have wanted you every second of my life since we first met.

For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs?

Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening.