At 45, you know what you're doing, but you're still not done.

In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.

We wanted to do a woman on a reality show because that's what's happening right now-it's part of our culture.

I just want to start writing, whether or not any of it is useable or marketable.

I just listened to that inner voice. By the way, it's always a good move to listen to that inner voice... if it doesn't lead to a crime

Now, unless someone's, like, 50 or older, they're meant to behave like girls. And it's a broad stroke: It's not just a moment of being vulnerable and girlish.

I hate cosmetics companies. They get you addicted to the perfect lipstick or nail polish and then, six months later, they discontinue it. You have to buy your favorite colors like you're storing up for the Apocalypse.