Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

An actress, around 40, on television, that's where you get the most torture, I think.

You can't help but just be aware that things might not always be as good as they are, because people's feelings about others can turn on a dime.

To be able to let you know who someone is in just a couple of words, I'd have to pick the most pronounced features of a character's personality. And I always feel like I'm leaving out so many important little ones.

In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.

You can't pursue something and be committed to it if you're apologizing for it at every party.

I do like reality shows, and I watch some of them because they're high drama. It's also just fun to watch people have honest reactions.