I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

I fancy myself as being a fairly competent person.

Refrain from being too judgmental. You'll often be surprised by what people have to offer.

I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.

He imagines Owens' body dotted with saltwater reservoirs just below the skin. An entire wetland, populated with tiny fish and birds, thriving in his agitation. A species of dwarf crocodile lazing beside an artery.

We live in a culture where were bombarded with so much noise and so much insecurity.

I think we need to take a look at the technology, but not depend on it for things that require humanity.