What's her name?" "None of your business." "That can't possibly be her name.

She suspects her husband, Jake, might be gay." "Did you suggest she ask him?" Mom laughed. "Of course not. Business is slow.

Stop looking at me like that." Sorry, I just wanted to savor the moment," Mom replied. What moment?" I asked. You're in first place," she said, and then began washing the windows.

I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed. "Why?" "Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump.

I'm sorry you're angry is not an apology.

We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.