Bad things are like waves. They're going to happen to you, and there's nothing you can do about it. They're part of life, like waves are a part of the ocean. If you're standing on the shoreline, you don't know when the waves are coming. But they'll come. You gotta make sure you get back to the surface, after every wave. That's all.

Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.

Nobody was ever replaced in life, no hole completely filled or loss totally healed. You didn't need a medical degree to know that the human body really wasn't stronger in the broken places. Like any bone, the cracks would always show if you looked hard enough.

Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.