If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house.
Testosterone should be a controlled substance.
Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.
everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.
Any middle-aged woman knows that our feet are not for the faint of heart, especially in midwinter. I wear clogs, so it's actually like my feet are wooden now.
And wouldn't we be better off if every New Year's, we thought about the things we did right and we resolved to keep doing them, no matter how wacky they were.