Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?

Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.

Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?

Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.

I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.

Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.

The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.