Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me?

Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!

Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.

Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And beating him with the Eiffel Tower snowglobe while he kissed Cleo in French would have been tres cathartic. But she hadn't. Instead she'd been egg-like: a hard shell on the outside, and a runny mess on the inside.

And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn't just fire everybody and start over.

Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?

I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.