Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in the toe. "Worn and old, just like Viv," he'd say when Frankie made fun of them, and then his wife would swat him on the arm. But Frankie knew he was just joking, because Viveka was the type of woman you wished was in a magazine just so you could stare at her violet-colored eyes and shiny black hair without being called a stalker or a freak.

Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!

We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!

Is my name dorothy? No Then why do u think munchkins could help me?

I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.

One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block