I was directed and commanded by another power. The power of darkness. The power that you've heard so much about. The power that a lot of people don't believe exists. The power of the Devil. Satan.

I got a girl named Bony Maronie, she's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.

I also like the banging piano - that old good-time piano.

God is omnipotent, He is omniscient, and He is ever present.

Plus I love Tanya Tucker and I love country music.

I think people who don't believe in God are crazy. How can you say there is no God when you hear the birds singing these beautiful songs you didn't make?

If at first you don't succeed, you get back up and you try ... and you try ... and you try it again ... except ice skating, I hate this crap, I quit!